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		<title>In the Cyberpunk Future, You&#8217;re Gonna Be Unemployed</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[David Rutland]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2021 06:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[For an awful lot of people, the past few years have sucked eggs. It's not been the worst era in history. We've not had any world wars, major nuclear incidents or asteroid impacts. And the Coronavirus outbreak with which the world has been wrestling since January doesn't compare to the 1918 flu pandemic or the black death.]]></description>
		
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		<title>A Flying Utopia will Suck, Even for The Rich</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[David Rutland]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2021 06:11:12 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Congratulations! You've made it. After years of grifting, grafting and flawlessly executed, unscrupulous cyberpunk shenanigans, you're indescribably wealthy and can slip the surly bonds of earth to join us on board our fortress in the sky.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Donald Trump Says Join MAGA MySpace</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyberpunks Staff]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 05:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It was the social network that started them all. And now, Donald Trump fully intends to 'Make MySpace Great Again' for Americans 'Making America Great Again.' CyberPunks.com has got the exclusive story and an exclusive first look first look at the network. Visit MAGA MySpace today!


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		<title>Love Machines — At Home with a Sex Robot Engineer</title>
		<link>https://www.cyberpunks.com/love-machines-at-home-with-a-sex-robot-engineer/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[David Rutland]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2021 21:31:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Sex robots are the future, so David Rutland has a fireside chat with an up-and-coming bedroom developer. Why bother with Tindering, Grindr-ing and dating when it's easier (and potentially cheaper) to order a willing and compliant non-sentient silicone alternative?]]></description>
		
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		<title>A DIY Degree — Cyberpunk Education (or Learn To Code via MOOC)</title>
		<link>https://www.cyberpunks.com/diy-degree-cyberpunk-education-via-mooc/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[David Rutland]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2020 02:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I took Introduction to Aeronautical Engineering offered by DelftX, and Introduction to Computer Science and Programming Using Python from MITx. But I’m never going to build an aeroplane, and it’s very unlikely that the people auditing the online engineering courses will build a bridge. At least I really hope not.]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Spam Must Flow</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[David Rutland]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2020 11:52:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[We naively expected our readers to leave thoughtful, meaningful comments at the bottom of the articles on CyberPunks.com. Instead, we've been swamped by spam.
Not to worry, though; when life hands us lemons, we ask David Rutland to make lemonade. Sometimes, it's spiked with Cialis.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Is Cyberpunk The New Normal?</title>
		<link>https://www.cyberpunks.com/what-is-cyberpunk-the-new-normal/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[David Rutland]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2020 03:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[What Is Cyberpunk?  A Neon City In The Rain?  The scene opens on a rainy, smog-shrouded, hypercapitalist, neon, surveillance state and the viewer is dropped in without context. There’s an inciting incident to plunge you into the story, and you, the viewer, are gripped for the next two hours.  Any scene setting is left to the imagination, and questions of why the world is this way, and how it came to be, are left to fan fiction and speculation. This is the future. Deal with it. ]]></description>
		
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		<title>Cyberpunk Webtoons You Should Be Reading Right Now</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Paige York]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2020 18:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Comic reading has been around for decades, but a new app has changed the game. Line Webtoons is a digital comic reading app...]]></description>
		
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		<title>My Next Pet Will Live Forever</title>
		<link>https://www.cyberpunks.com/why-my-next-pet-will-live-forever/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[David Rutland]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2020 21:21:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[And when the inevitable finally comes to pass, what then? Do I get a puppy? Do I get another shelter dog? I want a dog as much like my current dog as possible, so it's an option to get his genes sampled and find out exactly what blend of the 57 varieties he actually is. And then I can simply find another one.  What if I could have a dog who would never die? One who would never get old and frail and ill, and habitually balance on that knife edge of life and death as I will him not to go into the light?]]></description>
		
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		<title>You&#8217;ve Gotta See Robocop 2 – Essential Cyberpunk Cinema</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Phillip Mortimer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2020 18:24:27 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[1990 saw the return of Robocop in Robocop 2. The sequel doesn’t suffer from a lack of talent - Peter Weller and Nancy Allen return as their roles of Murphy and Lewis, with Tom Noonan as Cain, the main antagonist.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Interview with Benjamin Widdowson &#8211; Developer of Sense: A Cyberpunk Ghost Story</title>
		<link>https://www.cyberpunks.com/sense-cyberpunk-ghost-story/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Edgar Wulf]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Feb 2020 00:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Sense: A Cyberpunk Ghost Story was successfully funded on Kickstarter in June of 2018. It’s a narrative-driven adventure game inspired by horror and cyberpunk genre classics and currently slated for a Q1 2020 release.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Here Comes Cyber Santa</title>
		<link>https://www.cyberpunks.com/cyberpunk-santa/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[David Rutland]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Dec 2019 06:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It’s safe to say that none of our readership believes in Santa Claus. Our faith in a big, jolly man propelled around the globe by a fleet of supersonic herbivores, belongs to a time in our lives when cyberpunk was a fantastical literary genre, rather than the surveillance capitalism based society in which we live our humdrum everyday lives.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Is Elon Musk&#8217;s New Cybertruck Just a Futuristic Spruce Goose?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[David Rutland]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2019 21:17:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It has been covered by every news network, complete with handy visuals, because a standard corporate unveil is now a news story – clumsy CEO wrecks own vehicle. It’s not relegated to the tech or motoring pages any more]]></description>
		
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		<title>Should I Clone My Dog?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erik Kristofer Anderson]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Jun 2019 22:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[So your dog is getting on in years, and dogs don’t live as long as humans. Do you ever wish your dog could be young and healthy again, with many happy years of life ahead?  It’s no longer a dream. Our patented service creates a clone of your beloved companion that will be identical in virtually every respect. Now you can enjoy years more with your best friend.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Time-Traveler Noah Speaks to CyberPunks.com</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Leah Zitter]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2019 21:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In the year 2025, Noah was a well-behaved teenager who was singled out because of his smarts. An example: “Two men with shaved heads, clad in black tuxedos, came for me; I was blindfolded, and taken on a long ride, to a location deep in the desert of Nevada.   They told me I was involved in undercover project - I had no choice. I couldn't even tell my parents”]]></description>
		
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		<title>When Email Attacks: Academic Chain Letter Edition</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyberpunks Staff]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2019 02:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Gather round, gather round. It’s storytime. This is the tale of the Great Reply-All Stampede of 2018—an epic email chain of nightmare proportions involving mysterious surveillance devices, a mouthy pirate, and far more “Reply All” magic than you ever imagined possible.

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