In the year 2025, Noah was a well-behaved teenager who was singled out because of his smarts. An example: “Two men with shaved heads, clad in black tuxedos, came for me; I was blindfolded, and taken on a long ride, to a location deep in the desert of Nevada. They told me I was involved in undercover project – I had no choice. I couldn’t even tell my parents”
Gather round, gather round. It’s storytime. This is the tale of the Great Reply-All Stampede of 2018—an epic email chain of nightmare proportions involving mysterious surveillance devices, a mouthy pirate, and far more “Reply All” magic than you ever imagined possible.